Closet = Dating Life

I happen upon an article online, which referenced your closet  to your dating life.

Now we are not talking literally about a closet but more like the wardrobe in the closet.

I would describe my wardrobe as simple, plain, and same pieces in rotation.  It speaks like a person stuck in a rut.  My dating life is in a rut, but I do want a relationship that is simple, plain, and on replay.

Closet = Dating Life.  Well, sort of.