I was reading on The Consumerist that there are five questions compulsive shoppers should ask themselves before buying (listed below).  They seem helpful, I know I am going to use them.

The culture that you’ve been a part of hasn’t been feeling like the right fit lately — is it time to see how the other half lives? Call up someone you know whose lifestyle is one you’d like to experience for a while. See if they’d be willing to let you be their apprentice for a few days or weeks — just long enough for you to see if this is a direction you’d like to move your life in. The only thing stopping you from making a change in your life is you.

That’s my horoscope from Marie Claire and it is soooo so so true.  I am tired of dealing with overly dramatic gay black men and their women issues.  I am tired of making work my life.  I am tired of being tired.  LOL.  So I think I am going to let someone guide me in a different direction.  I’ll do this little experiment for 3 weeks.  I’ll keep you guys posted.

Bella is going to have more dreams about the future battles.  They are more like nightmares, but will come true.

I can tell you exactly when.  It stops the moment you take a  forty hour a week job.  The only reason you notice the seasons change is because of the weather.  The year melts into it’s self.  Where can I get two months of just summer free time.  I know. I know.  And I do not want to be a teacher.  I do not like kids like that.  Beyond the point.  I want barbecues, watermelon, beach vacations, effortless style, and no work.

Edward will not turn Bella into a vampire.  Tanya i am guessing will turn Bella into a vampire.  Alice will turn Charlie into a vampire.

Can someone say monotony?

How can such a small place have so much bureaucracy? 

Do you like your job?  What exactly is it?  Because right now it’s looking like data entry, which is not my title. 

Why am I here?  For the moment I need this job.  I need this job until I can figure out what I want to do next.  I am applying to school.  So I might be here another year or so.

Unappericated and afraid to ask for a raise.  I have plateau.

I always welcome advice.

I have been cooking a lot lately and not thinking anything of it.  I cooked a Mexican casserole and rice meat balls.  Now I am cooking liver n onions and rice.  NO, I am not becoming domestic on you.  I still have the harray girl power, but I also want to be able to cook for a family when I have one.

I use to think that cooking for your family was giving up on you.  But I think I feel empowered cooking.

And yes it was a lame attempt to play on words.  Betty Crocket= Betty Tashya. Yeah Ok

They are back!!!!  The Volturi are going to reappear in the book.  The final battle!  Bella won’t be a vampire by the time they get there but she will be when they leave.

This is the fight I believe that is going to kill one of the Cullens.

Tanya will fight with the Cullens and so will the werewolves.

In the meanwhile Charlie will bw turned into a vampire.

After the fight the Cullens will have to leave Forks forever.

Also Jacob will be killed.  Sorry team Jacob.

I think Tanya is called and doesn’t just show up.