- I promise I will not eat myselg to death
- One of my friends is pregnant. Which is news to me. I am happy for her. She has a decent job and can afford a baby. I hope it’s a girl. All my other friends have boys. I wonder if she is going to marry the father or get back with him. They obviously have been having sex together. I was disappointed but now I’m not.
- My vacation plans are skewed. Don’t ask
- Can I just get laid please. Is there any decent guy out there who will just do me. (Sorry but I have not had sex in two and a half years.
- My room is still a mess.
- I gave up sugar for lent but I have eaten it twice.