I thought this would be hilarious list to write. Everyone absolutely adores me but if there has to be reasons why guys wouldn’t want to date me here they are:
- I’m dramatic. We are talking a Broadway production.
- I act a little immature. My favorite color is still hot pink and I love seeing kids movies.
- I’m passive aggressive. ‘nough said.
- I’m too freaking adorable. Parents, kids, and pets simply love me. I don’t know why I just have that effect on people.
- I’m neurotic. I love it. I hate it. I wanna cry.
- I’m jaded by ordinary life. I couldn’t be with someone who is plain and simple. I need a little adventure.
- I’m a perfectionist. I use to think that I wasn’t because nothing I did was perfect. And then I go the point of my therapist telling me I was.
- I worry a lot and I even worry about worrying. Yes, I am even worried about posting about worrying because I already talk a lot about it. I am such a funny girl.
- I have big breast. I know what some may find it a gold mine, I find it my burden. They are huge and I do not know what is going on with them. Giggles.
- I’m thoughtful. Who would want someone who cared about the other persons needs and actually thought about things before they happened. I would run over someone who was so thoughtful.