I happen upon an article online, which referenced your closet to your dating life.
Now we are not talking literally about a closet but more like the wardrobe in the closet.
I would describe my wardrobe as simple, plain, and same pieces in rotation. It speaks like a person stuck in a rut. My dating life is in a rut, but I do want a relationship that is simple, plain, and on replay.
Closet = Dating Life. Well, sort of.